Goodcop

There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. There are no
massage parlours with ice-cream and free jewellery.

- Jerry Seinfeld -

Life is good and bad.
Mostly and.

- Diogenes -

Whenever I hear someone sigh, "Life is hard", I am always
tempted to ask, 'Compared to what?'

- Sydney Harris -

The western world is full of people who laugh at African
witchdoctors and spend $100 million dollars on fake diets.

- L.L Levinson -

Some days you're the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue.

- David Brent, The Office -

My new line, 'In fifteen minutes, everybody will be famous.'

- Andy Warhol -

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

- Woody Allen -

Life's a rollercoaster. Eat a light lunch.

- David Schmaltz -

The trouble with words is you never know whose
mouths they've been in.

- Dennis Potter -

Any man who cannot visualise a man galloping on a tomato is an idiot

- Andre Breton -

In the future, computers may not weigh more than 1.5tons.

- Popular Mechanics (1949) -

If the heart could think it would stop beating.

- Fernando Pessoa -

I always skate to where the puck is going, not where it's been.

– Wayne Gretsky –

My formula for success is dress British, look Irish, think Jewish.

– Murray Kofler –

I'm a dyslexic Satanist. I worship the drivel.

– Linda Smith –

Don't piss on my back and call it rain.

– Yiddish Saying –

The length of a film should be directly related to the
endurance of the human bladder.

– Alfred Hitchcock –

The computer can’t tell you the emotional story.
It can give you the exact mathematical design,
but what's missing is the eyebrows.

– Frank Zappa –

If you gonna fall apart, do it in your own bedroom.

– Margot Kidder –